British Automotive Humor......
A man in a Jaguar passed an MGA that had broken down by the side of the road. Being a kind driver, he stopped and fixed a tow-rope to the MG, and began towing it to the nearest garage. After a few minutes, a Porsche passed them at high speed.
The Jaguar driver was not going to be outdone by a Porsche, so, forgetting that he had an MGA in tow, he slammed his foot down and indulged in a high speed race with the Porsche down the road. The MG and its occupant trailed wildly about at the end of the rope, frantically trying to attract their attention.
A police driver saw them and gave chase. He radioed back to the Police Station "Sarge, you'll never believe this. I've just seen a Porsche and a Jaguar neck and neck doing 150 mph, and a bloke in an MG flashing his lights, blowing his horn and trying to overtake them!"